How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb?

SO what is the question?? Thanks for the 2

1. How many Democrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. Democrats call their Welfare Office and a Government Worker comes and screws it in for them. Taxpayers will pick up all costs. Cool!

2. How many liberals does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Neither the liberals or conservatives can change the light bulb. Only we citizens of the U.S. can do that. We've just been too lazy and busy with the White House Entertainment to do anything. We like to complain more than act. ^_^

3. how many feminsts does it take to change a light bulb?

tricky situation. seek over google. just that could help!

4. How many racist conies do it take to change a light bulb?

I knew a girl named Connie back in Arkansas that made some pretty off color racist remarks that made my wife somewhat uncomfortable but she was perfectly capable of changing a light bulb so I am going to say 1

5. How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WAIT is this one of those san francisco jokes?

6. Has anybody gotten their power saving light bulb from yahoo?

Not yet! But I have patience!

7. Light bulb vs. candle light power-Physics?

According to the Stefan-Boltzmann law (see the reference) radiated power is a function of absolute temperature to the fourth power. Therefore, the tungsten filament out-radiates the candle by a factor of ( 5800 / 550 ) ^ 4 = 1,200 or so

8. What is the average watt Light Bulb you use around the house?

This Site Might Help You. RE: What is the average watt Light Bulb you use around the house? What is the average watt Light Bulb you use around the house and why? 60watt 75watt 100watt etc.

9. is their a certain light bulb im sopose to use on my goldfish tank?

sophisticated factor. check out on yahoo or google. that could help!

10. How do you remove a broken light bulb from a socket?

Cut a potato in half and put it in the socket - (make sure light is off) - works like a charm!

11. How many WWE divas does it take to change a light bulb?

Hmm.. That's a good question actually..... *5 minutes later* Eeek, I lost count of them. =P Pretty much all of them except Mickie, Nattie, Victoria, Melina, Katie Lea, and Beth!

12. how many christians does it take to change a light-bulb?

none, they just have faith that it will get changed

13. I need help getting a broken light bulb out?

TURN THE ELECTRICITY OFF before you try anything. If you have poor balance you do not have any business on a ladder. If the potato trick is not working, you need to call a handyman or draft a teenager and pay him a few bucks to do the high work.

14. how do i remove the light bulb out of the socket...?

Make sure the light is off. Using a flat tipped screw driver you should be able to push it into the center of the aluminum socket and be able to back the socket out. Some remaining filament glass will fall out as you push the screw driver in and it should - you will see that when the glass falls out a slot remains for the screw driver. Do not be afraid to use a little force. If the bulb has not been replaced in a while whiggle the socket a little to break it loose. Good Luck - should work for you!

15. how many meat eaters does it take to change a light bulb?

A good joke? No. A bad joke? Absolutely! * Why does a chicken coop have only two doors? * If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan. A guy went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I am a teepee, then I am a wigwam, then I am a teepee, and then I am a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What is wrong with me?" The doctor replied, "It's very simple. You are two tents." And my favorite really old really bad joke: A man walked into a bar and sat down, ordered a beer. As he sipped the beer, he heard a soothing voice say, "Nice tie!" Looking around he noticed that the bar was empty except for himself and the bartender. A few sips later the voice said, "Beautiful shirt." At this, the man called the bartender over. "Hey, I must be losing my mind," he told the bartender. "I keep hearing these voices saying nice things, and there's not a soul in here but us." "It's the peanuts," answered the bartender. "They are complimentary."